Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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