Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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