How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

womens rights.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

You're a big fat monkey.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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