Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

FUCK THE JEWS

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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