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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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