- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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