Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

YOLO You only like Oreos

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Donald Trump

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

AND

FUCK THE JEWS

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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