- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Knock Knock? Come in.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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