- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Jack Stevens

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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