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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What's your blood type? Red.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

penis. nuff said.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Rebecca Black's career.

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