why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Loperson

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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womens rights.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Anti Joke

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