What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

womans having rights.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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