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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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