- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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