- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

That's illegal What? Your mom

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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