What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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My mum is called Steve

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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