What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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