- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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