- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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