Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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