how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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