Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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