- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

The cream, it is coming

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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