- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I C U P White stuff

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

anti jokes are really funny

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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