- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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