- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Waffles ate my grandma

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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