Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Caolan and Eamon

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

My peni s

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

richard is fag

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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