- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

poop.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??