why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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