- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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