Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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PENIS that is all

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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first

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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