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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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