Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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