There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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