- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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