Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A women left the kitchen.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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