- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

It says so on your cap.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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