- Anti Joke

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What stops a train? A missile

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.