- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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