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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Ehh

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Waffles ate my grandma

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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