- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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