why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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