- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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