- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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