Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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What's your guys names?

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Where's my baby??

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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