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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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