An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What is older than history?

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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