- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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