What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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