- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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