- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A fish swims up your penis...

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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