- Anti Joke

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG dead RESURRECTION! Phew...

A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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