- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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