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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Your mother is average.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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