- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

2 black kids walk into school

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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