Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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whats my name? Matt

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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