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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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