- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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