Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Anti Joke

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