What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

The New York Giants

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

vote this down and i will DOX you

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A penis walks into a bar..

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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