- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

A sober Irish individual.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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