why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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