Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Abortion.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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