What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What's a joke? Funny

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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