whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Democracy.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What's one plus one? two.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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women's rights

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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