Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

PIED NINNY!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Chuck Norris is dead......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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