- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

okay so theres this guy.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

I went to work today....

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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