why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Pickles

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Yanter, Look it up

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Who is John Galt?

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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