- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Pickles

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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