What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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