Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Penis chickens

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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