- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What's half of 8? o

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

France had one revolution

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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