Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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