Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

why am I writing this...im bored

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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