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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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