Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Major League Soccer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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