Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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