Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A lot eh?

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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