Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

su algato es en fuego

ask me if i am a tree. no.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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