When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Where's the soap?

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Stephen Hawking

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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