- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Women's rights

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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