- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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