- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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