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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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