How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

your face

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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